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The "Oops" Tee
$29.99
A shirt that just says OOPS in very large letters. No context. No explanation. Just oops.
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All Microphones Hoodie
$54.99
Covered in a repeating pattern of 400 tiny microphones. People will ask questions. You won't have answers.
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The Mug of Lies
$18.99
Says "World's Best Podcast" on it. We have no evidence to support this claim.
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The "I Listened" Hat
$24.99
Proof that you did, in fact, listen to the podcast. Wear it to court if you need an alibi.
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Frequency Socks
$14.99
Audio waveform pattern on dress socks. Your feet will literally vibrate with sonic frequencies. (They won't.)
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The Mic Bag
$42.99
A tote bag shaped like a microphone. Fits exactly one podcast's worth of snacks.